January/February's "You're SICK!" search hits...
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To make this (normally) monthly post go somewhat quicker, I try to cull out my search hits every couple of days. That way at the end of the month, I just have the few "interesting" entries to post. But I lost control in early January, and then it just snowballed. 17000+ search hit documents later, the task looked pretty overwhelming. So what does one do when one wakes up at 2:30 and can't go back to sleep? One does some major search and deletes in that view for an hour. :) And now, based on still-far-too-many remaining search hits, I present to you "The Sicko's Guide to finding Duffbert's Random Musings"... (not to be confused with The Sickos site). :)
And with that, I'm now up to date... Enjoy!
To make this (normally) monthly post go somewhat quicker, I try to cull out my search hits every couple of days. That way at the end of the month, I just have the few "interesting" entries to post. But I lost control in early January, and then it just snowballed. 17000+ search hit documents later, the task looked pretty overwhelming. So what does one do when one wakes up at 2:30 and can't go back to sleep? One does some major search and deletes in that view for an hour. :) And now, based on still-far-too-many remaining search hits, I present to you "The Sicko's Guide to finding Duffbert's Random Musings"... (not to be confused with The Sickos site). :)
- why do men adjust and scratch themselves - Just got to get "the boys" situated, thank you.
- needle phobia - Yes, I have that, thank you.
- maxi pads feel like diapers - Wouldn't know.
- Ian Disney - I don't think he *ever* wants to work there again... Vacation and visit, yes. Work, no.
- am I an MCP? - If you have to ask, you probably aren't.
- tom looks like - I wish they had finished this one.
- cats intestinal adhesions - They only cost about $1500 to fix... :)
- open mouth kissing for dummies - Wiley is missing a whole sub-genre here...
- pretty buttocks - And you ended up here? I'm not even sure the *wife* would classify them that way...
- gay lotusphere party - Something tells me there wasn't a signboard out in front of *that* venue...
- tattoo, dad - Ian has one, Dad doesn't... see "needle phobia"...
- hairy duff - Not going there.
- deep mouth - That must have been the sequel to Deep Throat that I missed. :)
- Joe Litton posters - Dude... that is *so* over the top, runt!
- tattoo on ankle painful - Tattoo on *anywhere* painful!
- random acts of duff - There's a tagline and marketing angle just waiting to be explored...
- will work for duff - Does that mean you will work for me, or you want to get paid in "duff"?
- buttocks illustrated exercise - I don't think I need *that* much instructional material in that fashion.
- I keep waking up - It's the one time you *don't* wake up that you need to be concerned with...
- love to swap my wife - And I'm sure she's happy to trade you in, too.
- how many odd days in a year? - Sometimes, it seems like most all of them...
And with that, I'm now up to date... Enjoy!
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