Duffbert's Random Musings :: The last 2005 edition of Unusual Search Hits...

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I just know all of you were crushed that the November edition of this monthly tradition didn't show up. Something about being off floating on the water somewhere in the Caribbean... :) But fear not, loyal readers! This month you get a *double* edition that covers the last *two* months! And I won't tell you how long it took to cull down the thousands of referrer hits in Blogsphere... :)

First off, a special search callout... You can tell Lotusphere is coming, as the Lotusphere search hits are spiking. And people are curious about some.. "strange stuff". I have search terms out there for Lotusphere 2006, Lotusphere 2006 party MGM, Lotusphere MGM, Lotusphere pictures, Lotusphere shirts, Lotusphere 2006 journal, gay Lotusphere 2006, Lotusphere 2006 parties, Lotusphere 2006 Chris Miller, Lotusphere 2006 where is the party, and Lotusphere sex. Looking at the Disney schedules, the MGM location is possible, as it closes down at 7 every night that week. All the other parks either are open too late or don't host those types of parties. Yes, I will be blogging live from Lotusphere, so I'll cover the journal thing. And it appears that some new forms of... "networking" are happening this year... :)

Now, on with the ordinary weirdness...

why do it take so long to notice weight loss - Because we look at ourselves every day and become numb to the figure staring back at us.
lotus naked - Another form of Lotusphere networking?
pile of books - I have three of them at the moment, actually...
we don't need an edducation - Um... I'm guessing you just might...
single thomas duff - The world would probably only want one anyway.
bizarre future releases lotus - In Microsoft language, that would officially be version 7 as Notes died after 6.5. Just ask them.
julian naked - He's assured me he'll be wearing a full outfit on stage.
1st class seating on Greyhound - No such thing, unless it's called Amtrak.
short eating contests - Guess that takes "eat my shorts!" to a whole new level.
notes domino future likely - Very likely...
Disney peak attendance times - That would be the week that Ian just lived through...
Random acts of duff - I like this one...
become a microsoft genius - I'd love to know where they were going with this one.
Julian Robichaux memory leak - Just so long as he remembers his presentation while we're on stage.
Job stealing indians - Why would anyone want to steal Indians? :)
Tom Willing in nude photo - No such willing (or unwilling for that matter) photo exists to my knowledge.
learn to play bas - Bas, are you the one giving these lessons?
lotus shiny - Ooooh... Hannover... shiny...
hairy scotsman - Gotta be our resident Notes ewok!
duffbert's terrorist - Another one I'd like to know more about. Along with Homeland Security...
christmas turtle duffs - Yeah...
pretty buttocks illustrated - How do you people come *up* with this stuff???
gigabyte how much text - Let me try... approximately a billion characters?
today's Duff cartoon - It's disturbing to think I've been turned into a cartoon character and I didn't even know it.
beacon awards sham - A sore loser?
dog blogsphere - You know what they say... On the 'net, nobody knows...
ms kill notes - I'm sure they'd love to.
using x-10 hardware to automate school bell - Now *there's* a hack just waiting to happen.
litton light fades - That's what you get for not presenting this year... :)
can you get white viagra - Guess the blue ones were too much of a giveaway. You can pass the white ones off as aspirin.
swan butts - People look for stuff like this?
chris miller naked - I'm sure he'll be clothed for his Lotusphere sessions, too.
deep mouth - For all you youngsters out there, his code name was Deep *Throat*.
radicati white paper - I'm doing all I can to stop from linking this to the white paper in my bathroom.
crash pad the swan - Looks like a Lotuspherian staying off property and looking for somewhere to dump their stuff during the day.