October Search Oddities...
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Yes, October isn't technically over yet. But Cam's off with his friends, Sue's in Houston at a quilting show, and Ian's off doing the DisneyWorld cast member thing... That leaves me here in a nice quiet house with the whir of a Linux DVD loading into a VMWare environment to keep me company. So let's go ahead and call it the end of October.
And to you searchers looking for Hillary Duff on this site... This is a Hillary-free zone. So even though you tried finding her here this month with search terms of (mentally insert 'hillary duff' in most of these) "found naked", "topless", "naked", "home phone number", "pictures of naked", "weight problem", "how much does weigh", "sex with ", "bare midriff", "weight loss pictures", "is pregnant", "who is best friend", "naked all the way", "naked moves", "out naked after shower", "workout", and "Joel and Hillary having sex photos", you'll not find what you're looking for. Furthermore, your IP address has been captured for further investigation. Now go away, get a life, and leave the poor girl alone!
So let's proceed with the *really* weird stuff...
And my favorite one of this month...
Well strap me to a pig and roll me in the mud!
:)
Yes, October isn't technically over yet. But Cam's off with his friends, Sue's in Houston at a quilting show, and Ian's off doing the DisneyWorld cast member thing... That leaves me here in a nice quiet house with the whir of a Linux DVD loading into a VMWare environment to keep me company. So let's go ahead and call it the end of October.
And to you searchers looking for Hillary Duff on this site... This is a Hillary-free zone. So even though you tried finding her here this month with search terms of (mentally insert 'hillary duff' in most of these) "found naked", "topless", "naked", "home phone number", "pictures of naked", "weight problem", "how much does weigh", "sex with ", "bare midriff", "weight loss pictures", "is pregnant", "who is best friend", "naked all the way", "naked moves", "out naked after shower", "workout", and "Joel and Hillary having sex photos", you'll not find what you're looking for. Furthermore, your IP address has been captured for further investigation. Now go away, get a life, and leave the poor girl alone!
So let's proceed with the *really* weird stuff...
- which is safer? amtrack or greyhound - Doesn't matter... I'll take Amtrak next time even if they have to strap me on to the top of the engine.
- tom willing have email? - Yes, I'm willing to have email... I have *lots* of email addresses, in fact.
- military version of trunk monkey - How come I think is this probably already being looked into in some basement in Washington?
- notes is dead - nope.
- how hard is it to learn to swim - Apparently it's not easy... I still sink.
- wife in diapers - Methinks you married someone a *bit* too young.
- saddam longhorn - So is *that* why Microsoft was late with it?
- Microsoft core value - FUD!
- how do i check for memory leaks - Touch your pillow when you first wake up to see if it's damp...
- what is the equivalent of 5'6 in meters - Doesn't matter... It's "short" any way you measure it.
- how to cheat on husband - o... k...
- blog's funny - Thank you.
- read how many books per year - 182 last year, and sitting at 153 for this year...
- microsoft fud lotus notes - Happens far too often...
- microsoft lies lotus notes - Pretty much the same as the last search hit...
- hi, i'm random - Guess it must be nice to make it up as you go...
- is notes dead - Not last time I looked...
- christopher is a monkey boy - :)
- lotus domino contracts in tampa - I'd suggest you check with Joe or jonvon on that one...
- unobfuscating Domino - I wasn't aware it was obfuscated to begin with...
- why am I a slow reader? - Sorry, can't relate.
- analyst ethics - or the lack thereof in some cases...
- nagl - Hey! I've started a new acronym!
- what do you call male ballerinas - I'm not going there...
- cats benedryl - If *that* isn't a sure way to pick up a few scratches...
- limitations of domino - It makes a horrible floor polish.
- undressed gynecologist - Something tells me if your doctor comes in undressed, it's not a good sign.
- am i a mcp - I dunno... are you?
And my favorite one of this month...
Well strap me to a pig and roll me in the mud!
:)
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