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It's early, but let's do July's strange trails that lead to Duffbert's Random Musings...

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I have a bit of free time, and this post takes forever to generate.  So let's take a look at the search term referrals that led people here during July.  I'm in the mood to see what warped personalities are allowed to use the Internet...
  • chihuahuas dog toilet - I've often wanted to flush one or two of those breed down one...
  • Tom Duff executive compensation - I am happy with what I make, but it's not *that* large...
  • sleeping beauty picture - I laugh every time I see that, as I know it takes them to a pic of Bruce Elgort sacked out at Lotusphere...  :-)
  • hello my name is thomas wilson - Hi, Thomas!
  • why does your gynecologist leave the room as you get undressed? - Good question...
  • what's been googled - Seeing this term while making this post is like getting caught in an infinite loop...
  • just naked - O... K...
  • thomas duff marine corps - You'd be looking for my dad, not me...
  • bruces chums for free - And all this time I've been paying...
  • hops and barley tattoo - *That's* a hardcore home brewer!
  • barry bonds slimmer - Amazing what "lack of supplements" will do in that regard.
  • knoppix shred cat - Knoppix can do a lot of things, but that's one I haven't seen...
  • Stuff par Duff - I don't know what this means, but it has a great cadence...
  • get comfortable not knowing - That's how I feel about my kids sometimes...  I'm more comfortable not knowing...
  • instructions wiping arse - Wow...  the guy has some catch-up to do...
  • i had hair - A long, long time ago...
  • guy on guy spanking - OK...  *that's* warped!
  • phallic world - I hope all you Lotusphere people are happy now.
  • ooohh - aaahh...
  • guy maxi pad stories - I know what caused this one, and it's not as warped as it sounds...  :-)
  • steve ballmer weight - With all that monkeyboy dancing, he shouldn't have a problem...
  • tom breaking legs - Just remember that the next time I ask you for a "favor"...
  • damien katz x-rated - I don't think he's shared that link with the rest of us yet...
  • naked barbie coloring book picture - Some people really scare me, and this would be one of them...
  • how to improve sharepoint - Switch to Lotus?
  • duff blows - Apparently another happy reader...
  • why tai chi sucks - Because your attacker has to be moving in slow motion!
  • creating a duff shoe - Short and wide, dude...  short and wide.

And my favorite for the month...
  • whoo whoo weight loss - That's *exactly* how I've felt this month!


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Comments

Gravatar Image1 - Great... I'm riding the coattails of Hillary Duff to get google hits now.

Gravatar Image2 - Just FYI... the Stuff par Duff must be for the Zellers (like a Walmart up here in Canada) store's line of Hilary Duff clothing and accessories.

The fact that I know this scares and worries me!

Gravatar Image3 - I can't help but feel a bit of pride over that "phallic" one. Maybe I should urge Cyrstal to write up another case.

Gravatar Image4 - Yeah, you *d0* that, Ben...

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