What was I thinking? June's strange search hits...
It just dawned on me... it's July 2nd, and I didn't go over any of the search hits that sent people here. It's a pit to get old and start losing track of time and reality...
So what strange things appear in the 6400 or so search hits in June?
- i m adult my wife in diapers - There apparently is an entire subculture out there I'm totally unaware of... and thankful for it.
- it sucks getting old - Somedays, that's an accurate statement.
- harriet klausner scam - Klausner is the #1 reviewer at Amazon, and most are convinced that she's not entirely on the up and up. She claims to be a speed reader, but *nobody* reads and writes 90 reviews in a single day. There are quite a few examples where people have compared her review to the book jacket cover, and it's remarkably similar. There are also a number of reviews with significant factual errors (like, did she even *read* it?). And to top it off, everything to her is a great book. I don't know that I'd call her a scam, but I don't think she's actually that useful as a reviewer either.
- brill beer - I'm still convinced that Ed has a whole separate life that none of us know about...
- viagra blindness told you - ;-)
- krause brian penis - Huh? Not here... I don't even know who he is!
- when is barry bonds coming back? - I still contend the answer is "never".
- stuffed butts - I'm trying to "destuff" mine, thank you... You can follow the progress over at http://lessduffbert.blogspot.com.
- dont tell thomas - Don't tell me WHAT?
- unobfuscating .net code - Easy! Use Domino... :-)
- how many books do you read in a year? - Lots... and you?
- black wind of death is set to attack us - So should I even be worried about losing weight then?
- "enron" "Jeff McMahon" "where" "now" - "You" "don't" "need" "all" "the" "quotes" "..."
- car foam death - Obviously a story set at a car wash...
- "you know you're short when..." - you're 5'4"...
- migrating from domino to exchange - One word... "don't".
- Andrew Pollack outsource - They're gunning for you, Andrew... :-)
- what thomas the devil look like - I'm not *that* bad!
- "Fifty is the new Thirty" - And pretty soon it will be "Don't trust anyone over 60".
- come off of fluoxetine - Perhaps someday, but not yet.
- i lost weight on prozac - I'm jealous...
- how to move up in Amazon ranking - Write more reviews, duh!
- quick duffbert - I'd love to know the reasoning behind that one...