New spokesman for Microsoft...
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In the latest press conference regarding the security issues of MS products, newly-hired Micorsoft spokesman Muhammed Saeed al-Sahhaf reiterated that all security issues have been satisfactorily met in a webcast last Thursday:
"Windows XP is a blessing upon the face of the world. The Linux infidels lie like dogs in a Persian bathhouse when they boldfacedly tell you that Windows XP (R) has security holes. The holes are in their dead, rotting corpses. Windows XP has no faults as befits this blessing from the hands of the most high. I know because I tell the truth"
Thanks, Bas....
In the latest press conference regarding the security issues of MS products, newly-hired Micorsoft spokesman Muhammed Saeed al-Sahhaf reiterated that all security issues have been satisfactorily met in a webcast last Thursday:
"Windows XP is a blessing upon the face of the world. The Linux infidels lie like dogs in a Persian bathhouse when they boldfacedly tell you that Windows XP (R) has security holes. The holes are in their dead, rotting corpses. Windows XP has no faults as befits this blessing from the hands of the most high. I know because I tell the truth"
Thanks, Bas....



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